Everyone loves TV and movies.  The entertainers of America can make you cry. They can make you laugh. If you're over 18 or crafty enough to obtain films of a pornographic nature, they can make you experience an even broader range of physical and emotional feelings.  Here, enlighten yourself as to the true nature of this lucrative industry.

Anderson uncovers a lost page from the diary of eccentric writer Bret Easton Ellis. Cocaine and guns ensue.. - Anderson

You will die in the cube,

Sorry, someone had to tell you. - Chris

King Kong is King Wrong!

He may not have actually seen the movie, but he's happy to tell you where the commercial failed. - Chris

I Have Shitty Taste in Movies

A stunning confession of a horrible non-secret. - Greg

Dan basically comes to the conclusion that the Wachowski brothers are products of incestuous union. - Dan

Just after the inauguration of Buster Bunny as President of Wackyland, allegations are drawn of indecent relations with another Hollywood figure. - Anderson

Greg Reviews Movies That He's Never Seen: 28 Days Later

It's all about menstruation. That's really all there is to tell. - Greg

The Lessons I've Learned From the Rap Industry

It's pretty rare when you've got a job in which "improving your art" is synonymous with executing the competition with a black market 9mm. Here's how I'm applying that lifestyle to everyday life, and how you can, too. - Chris

Childrens' Letters to Michael Bolton

While other media sources are waiting until December to tell you about the letters children send to Santa, we're letting you read the letters that go to a much more important person . - Anderson

Freaking Out Clone High

What do Kevin Spacey and and Freakazoid have in common, aside from the obvious physical similarities? Find out here, or die a slow death. - Anderson

Michael Billionaire: Jacko Revisited

After nearly two weeks of silence, Jacko re-enters Andy's life in a way only vaguely amazing in comparison to the corporate scheme hatched by FOX to make him infamous once again. - Anderson

Michael Jackson: Children Want to Be Touched

Michael Jackson's February 2002 interview shocked everyone who witnessed it. Except one man, who through it learned to love.  - Anderson

Exit Wounds: The Steven Seagal Tribute

Only one man in the film industry can kick the living daylights out of you through a television set, then spit on your corpse. And that's Steven. - Chris

Andy's Self-Gratification

Movies that probably suck, starring well-known actors whose characters are named 'Andy.' - Anderson

Greg Reviews Movies That He's Never Seen: Spy Kids

Warwick Davis: The Truth, The Lies, The Legends

Warwick Davis, the master behind Willow and Wicket the Ewok. Discover the truth.  - Anderson