Sunday, May 14th, 2006 - Celebrate Man Month
For those of us who want to celebrate the finer aspects of having both an X and a Y chromosome. - Greg
Wednesday, November 16th, 2005- Catch the Wave...If You're a Dickhead.
Notre Dame University may be having a fantastic football season, but that may all change if you keep up that asinine wave. - Dan
Thursday, December 9th, 2004 - State of the Andy Address: F**k Dan Glickman and the MPAA and All Those Rich F**kers That Own Everything
Or: I'm pissed because I'm a poor college dropout living in a motel room. - Anderson
Thursday, September 09, 2004 - Bono in the News
That crazy Bono is at it again. Greg likes to make comparisons between him and Jesus too much. - Greg
Sunday May 14, 2006 - The Future of Mars
Lately, NASA's had this thing for sending remote controlled cameras to Mars. Guess how it's going to end? The enslavement of humanity. - Chris
Christmas Day, 2003 - News in Brief
Since you haven't been watching the news over Christmas, we're bringing it to you. - Greg
Friday, September 26th, 2003 - News in Brief
Don't read the whole newspaper. We extrapolated all the good parts. Extrapolated. - Greg and Chris Double-Team
Wednesday, July 16th, 2003 - Shotgunning Beers for America
Between drunken cow-tipping marathons and attempts to assassinate political figures through prayer, certain outspoken political figures are just irritating. - Chris
Wednesday, July 9th, 2003- Anderson Evans' Week in Review
Something's extremely wrong with Andy Evans. Nobody knows what it is, but it hasn't stopped him from bringing the news..- Anderson
Saturday, April 12th, 2003- French Existentialist Philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre Supports War in Iraq
Political extremists might argue but that dead men can't crawl out of their graves to give cryptic lessons of foreign policy and wars, but that's what makes them extremists.- Anderson
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2003- The Watery Adventure
Sure, there's a war or two going on at the moment, but local sources are covering topics closer to our hearts - Like the story of a boy who wouldn't let a little thing like a flash flood stop his bike-riding fun..- Dan
Tuesday, March 25th, 2003- Homosexuality Corn: Corn Never Tasted This Exciting
Green Giant is releasing a new product that men everywhere are sure to find stimulating.- Anderson
February 18th, 2003 (Yeah, we're back, jerks) - Living at Code Orange
What a female elementary school teacher turned man has to say about life at Code Orange: Nothing. - Anderson
May 15th, 2001 - Germans Attempt to Act Intelligently, and Fail
When Germans take a break from conquering Poland and attempt to teach their countrymen about nutrition, the result is about as logical as trying to put out a raging fire with kerosene. - Chris
April 6th, 2001 - Carbonated Milk Leaves Consumers Shrugging
People make assumptions all the time. Assuming that adding carbonation to things instantly makes them popular, however, is mistaken. I've downed enough Wal-mart brand cola to fill several swimming pools, and I'm still not winning any elections for public offices. - Chris