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 Lynryd Skynryd Would've Been a Better Band Had They Not Written Songs That Sucked - Greg

Greg nobly uses his intense investigative powers to uncover the secret as to why Skynryd didn't live up to its full potential. The conclusion: Because their songs weren't very good.


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A Brief Explanation of the Greg Wood Rating Scale:

1) Totally Freaking Rocks

An album that totally freaking rocks must be bought immediately and listened to only once a day. Exceeding this recommended dosage of rocking is like exceeding your recommended doseage of, say, morphine. Go ahead and try it if you think you're cool, but don't blame us when you're dead.

2) Totally Rocks

This album hasn't changed the world, but it's changed all the important parts of the world, like American suburbia and most of Japan. Brazil will have to wait.

3) Rocks

Your average non-suck album. This is an album that you should listen to; you might really be into it. But don't expect total elation, because that's only going to come when you mix this album with destruction and/or members of the opposite sex.

4) Sucks

This album sucks, though it might still be pretty mainstream. If you like this album, chances are, you also suck.

5) Totally Sucks

Don't even listen to it. This is a waste of chords.

6) Totally Freaking Sucks

If you ever see this band on the street, kick them really, really hard in the shins.

7) Totally Freaking Blows

This band is horrible, but they might be so horrible that they're funny, in which case, you might want to listen to them just long enough to laugh. They're like a car wreck: You don't want to look, but you're strangely drawn in.